What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:24

-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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